Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Blow Job poem by Simpa Omoluabi



Blow Job

‘The kingdom of God is heaven on earth’
So says the divine book of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

‘The kingdom of God is paradise on earth’
So says the divine book of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

‘Heaven on earth is the kingdom of God’
So says the divine scriptures of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

‘Paradise on earth is the kingdom of God’
So says the divine verses of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

4ck all religion that promises heaven after death
Embrace the revolution that promises the kingdom of God on earth

4ck all religion that promises paradise after death 
Embrace the revolution that promises the kingdom of God on earth 

Brothers and sisters our eyes shall witness the Nigerian apocalypse
Our eyes witness the Nigerian apocalypse
Brothers and sisters let us enjoy this rhythm of apocalypso

See me see ebony wonder O see me looking in toto
Ebony wonder seriously in toto could the Queen
The first ladybe better looking in toto than yours o ebony wonder?
This fine wife of the president who wished the children of the suffering masses
Hard-luck on Al-Jazeera TV that the children of the rich and his children
And grand-grand-children keep enjoying the best life and education abroad

4ck all religion that promises heaven after death

‘The kingdom of God is heaven on earth’
Says the divine book of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

4ck all religion that promises paradise after death

‘The kingdom of God is heaven on earth’
Says the divine book of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS


And I will always remember you and you…
How can I ever forget you?
You who when the government rendered me jobless
You who gave me a blow-job
You who gave me blow-job when the government rendered me jobless.

To you millions of graduates rendered jobless by government
Show gratitude to those who in your joblessness at least got and gave you a blow-job

And to be very sincere and be very candid
The government rendered jobless people is more often than not blow-jobless 

Be careful all you millions that are jobless
In the name of moral cleansing the government might decide that
If you are doing a blow-job
And if you have gotten and are getting a blow-job
You are no longer among the statistics of the millions that are jobless
Since you are doing, giving, getting and have gotten a blowjob. 

All of you whom are still by government rendered jobless
And are yet to get a blow-job, for the sake of caution please stay blow-jobless 
I repeat again, for the sake of caution please stay blow-jobless
Because the Nigeria-wonder is till thy kingdom come
Because the Nigeria-wonder is till the end of days
Because in the name of moral deterrent, spiritual
And religious cleansing of lands the government may wakeup someday and say
Hey! Since you have gotten a blow-job you cannot sincerely claim you are jobless
Our undercover agents know all of you that are blow-jobless

Do you think this is impossible in a country
With an unwavering belief for ritual-killing of human beings
In the name of money-rituals performed by
A constellation of fraudsters and gangsters
In this darkness of massive abject poverty caused by government neglect


Do you think this is impossible in a country
With an unwavering belief for ritual-killing of human beings
In the bid to acquire powers spiritual aegis performed by so called leaders
Whom make a constellation of financial and political monsters
In this darkness of massive abject poverty caused by government neglect


Do you think thisis impossible in a country
With an unwavering belief in holy water and miracle services conducted
By the ministerial mammon constellation of ministers
If you must get a decent job and be rich
In this darkness of massive abject poverty caused by government neglect

All of you whom are still by government rendered jobless
And are yet to get a blow-job, for the sake of caution please stay blow-jobless 
I repeat again, for the sake of caution please do stay blow-jobless
Because the Nigeria-wonder is till thy kingdom come
Because the Nigeria-wonder is till the end of days
Because in the name of moral deterrent, spiritual
And religious cleansing of landsthe government may wakeup someday and say
Hey! Since you have gotten a blow-job, since you do blow-jobs
You cannot sincerely claim you are jobless
Our undercover agents know all of you that are blow-jobless

But whenever the government implausibly dares to do this mind you
It is a trick of moral purge under a satanic government
To hinder the jobless and future jobless further jobless
From ever getting or ever doing even a blow-job
For even that itself if they can contrive it
They would do for to render the poor blowjobless
For to deny the underprivileged poor even a blow job

‘Heaven on earth is the kingdom of God’
Says the divine scriptures of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

Embrace the revolution that promises the kingdom of God on earth

‘Paradise on earth is the kingdom of God’
Says the divine verses of the MORNINGSTARWITNESS

Embrace the revolution that promises the kingdom of God on earth 



copyright 2016 Omoluabi S. Simpa

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